Dodgy DFC Chairmen 
Number  0035 Agnes Crook
The good bit : When Agnes Crook invested - Dundee Football Club were ready to close the doors, let know one ever forget the debt we , as Dundee supporters owe Agnes and his rent boy Drummond ( who was currently enjoying life at her majestys pleasure)
The rest is pretty dire reading !!!
If Agnes ever reads this page , let it be known that the major reason for ripping the proverbial out of you was your decision to appoint your old school buddy "Dave `COCO` Smith as manager of a once proud club. He will go down in history as the one Dundee manager despised for `CLAPPING` United off the park after they had destroyed us 4-0 on our own turf. This is the man who had grownmen `PLAYING HIDE & SEEK` at Camperdown park prior to league matches. COCO THE CLOWN fair comment ?
Here`s something the Dundee FC cheque book never saw a lot of ............
Here is a list of players that were signed for Dundee FC during the infamous CROOK ERA
Arthur Albiston - Top signing from Man United !!!
Ian Angus - Signed from Aberdeen
Stuart Beedie - Ex Arab and it showed
Alan Campbell - pish Irish lad summed up by the word GASH
Drunken Campbell -  played up front for Dundee when he wasn`t propped up against the bar !
Tam Carson - The inspiration for the DJ Fat boy slim ! to be fair he had a few good games for the dees but some howlers as well
Gordon Chisholm - Big gormless twat who never seemed to play well for Dundee but during this era no one ever did !
Mark Craib - Oh boy , local lad done good when he signed for Montrose.
Albert Craig - Wee grafter who got under a few peoples noses but mostly Dundee supporters, give him his due - could nab a goal when required.
Billy Dodds - Forget he signed for the arabs this wee lad was blue, white fucking dynamite ! how on earth we sold him for only £200k god knows - perhaps you could enlighten us Agnes ?
Stewart Forsyth - played a fair number of games for the dees , not too bad a player on his day - poor near the end though !
Steven Frail - Commited dee player who won over the fans with his never say die attitude. I was sad for him when he broke his leg as he was never the same after that.
Bobby Geddes - Great servant for the dees. Gained U21 international honours and pushed hard for inclusion in the big team but didn`t manage to pull it off.
Graham Harvey - Scored a few important goals for the dees (arent they all !!) Rabbit was sold to Airdrie for £50k as his career wound down.
Joe McBride - Signed from Hibs and started very well, but inconsistency riddled his game, on his day a match for any full back.
George McGeachie - ZICO achieved cult status at Dens thanks to his tireless running although he was a popular chap he started turning it on for the dee in his last couple of seasons. Signed for Stenhousemuir and his reception from the dees when we played them in the cup must have made him feel proud to have worn the dark blue of Dundee.
Gordon McLeod - A wasted talent. Injuries certainly never helped this young man but surely he had the potential to be international class.
Wesley Saunders - One of COCOs signings - enough said already !! This man was a turnip, doofer , hopeless cunt and he was captain !! I still cringe when I remember him gallopping down the park losing the ball and hoofing anything that moved on his way back to defence.
Rab Shannon - Half decent right back who was capped at U21 level, again lost his way and eventually signed for the arabs - lifes hard when you fall that far.
Jim Smith - Spiderman as we called  him on account of his extra legs that appeared to save the day in a tackle. Wirey centre half who always got fired in although he never seemed to be playing with a full deck.
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Agnes was once more in the news after his departure from Dens. On 14th August 2006 he appeared in the local court - read the local rags story HERE